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February 7, 2024December 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula gets her first taste of Noah‘s Viking homeschool lesson plan.

Careful what you wish for, kiddo.

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With the Danish lesson over, Ursula goes to find Noah in the kitchen. He pats her on the head and asks, "Er du kommet til England endnu?" (translation: Did you get to England yet?") Ursula, shocked at hearing him address her in Danish, and still not clear on what any of that means, says "Huh?" and Noah repeats himself in English: "Did you row to England yet?" Ursula scowls and says, "No. How about you row and I raid?" Noah grins and tells her, "Because you're the apprentice Viking and because I'm busy making pickled herring smørrebrød for lunch." Ursula makes a disgusted scrunched up face and says, "Eww... can we order pizza instead?" Noah smiles and replies, "Vikings didn't have pizza. But if you think about it, this is the same: bread with toppings." Ursula scowls and says, "Gross toppings. I want proper pizza!" Noah grins and tells her, "Well, get rowing. Denmark to Italy is 3450 miles."

Ruth is looking forward to salad days for some insane reason.

Happy Bacon Day!

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The Thorsens are wrapping up family game night with Clue. Ursula points at Noah and says, "I suggest it was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the wrench." Noah, incensed and apparently taking things too personally, stands up and leans on the table and yells, "How many times I gotta tell you I didn't do it?" Ursula retorts, "I've seen no card to prove that." At the other end of the table, Duke is tuned out and texting on his phone and Adam grins and thinks to himself, "And I'm not gonna show it to her."

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