Back to School, part 1.5

Noah is having a DIY spa day afternoon while the baby naps.
What was it Dolly Parton once said? “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap”? Something like that.


Unlike Ruth, Noah’s back to school regimen is pretty much the same as his usual weekly beauty routine.


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In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of the comic:

Noah is lying on his bed in a bathrobe, soaking his fingers in small bowls of warm water, with a mud mask ($80 Drunk Elephant brand face goop) and cucumber slices on his face and a thick layer of Ruth’s $40/bottle conditioner slathered on his chest hair. The caption says “Noah’s Strategic Investment Plan” and a second caption says “Not visible: The Assets”.