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The Day After Costco

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.

$Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.$

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

There goes Noah, getting himself in trouble with Ruth yet again…

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

It’s that time of year again and Ursula ain’t playing. Get that bear or else, Noah.

Ruth’s students might have thrown paper airplanes and even spitballs, but they probably didn’t barf on her or ask to throw knives.

Even Noah has his limits. No knife throwing in the house.

Ursula knows the rules of the house better than the rules of succession, but whatever.

Noah has long since learned not to say the quiet part out loud.