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Roller Skates!

April 14, 2025March 29, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah makes an executive decision.

Noah makes an executive decision: if you do not make a decision, one will be made for you.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, great expectations, kids' activities, plotting and scheming, roller skating, shopping, sports, stay at home dad

Totally Educational (Redux)

April 9, 2025October 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Uh oh... Ruth has found Noah’s DIY receipt....

Uh oh… Ruth has found Noah’s DIY receipt….

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, busted, husband and wife, money, shopping

Prove It!

April 9, 2025October 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, lazy, math sucks, mischief, plotting and scheming, shopping, stay at home dad

Noah’s DIY Compromise

April 9, 2025September 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants to take Halloween deco matters into his own hands.

Noah wants to take Halloween deco matters into his own hands.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, awkward questions, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Totally Educational

April 9, 2025September 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula claims an educational exemption for Noah’s “put it back.”

Ursula claims an educational exemption for Noah’s “put it back”… but Noah still ain’t buying it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Neat, Honey. Put It Back.

April 9, 2025September 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's math lesson for the day is that 40% off of “put it back” is still “put it back.”

Ursula’s math lesson for the day is that 40% off of “put it back” is still “put it back.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Smile And Wave For Granny

October 14, 2024August 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes advantage of Ursula's try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Noah takes advantage of Ursula’s try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, dance, grandmother, great expectations, shopping

Ballet Uniforms

October 14, 2024August 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.

Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, costumes, daddy daughter, dance, shopping

Granny Thorsen Doesn’t Give Up

October 14, 2024August 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, dance, disappointment, grandmother, lazy, shopping

Where Are We Really Going?

October 14, 2024August 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls his patented Red Robin burger bait and switch to trick Ursula into back to school shopping.

Noah pulls his patented Red Robin burger bait and switch to trick Ursula into back to school shopping.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, back to school, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, plotting and scheming, shopping
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