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Noah’s Diary: January 20, 2026

The dreary January weather has given Noah the blahs and needs the bright colour that only some crazy octopus fabric can give.

Ursula’s suspicious of unsolicited parcels a month before school starts… and probably rightfully so.

Noah makes an executive decision: if you do not make a decision, one will be made for you.

Uh oh… Ruth has found Noah’s DIY receipt….

Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Noah wants to take Halloween deco matters into his own hands.

Ursula claims an educational exemption for Noah’s “put it back”… but Noah still ain’t buying it.

Ursula’s math lesson for the day is that 40% off of “put it back” is still “put it back.”

Noah takes advantage of Ursula’s try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.