plotting and scheming - Noah's Archipelago

Mother of the Bridezilla

Noah’s off to work, leaving Ursula and Ruth to start planning something that won’t happen for almost 20 years.

Ursula’s got some imaginative plans for her future wedding guest list.

Father’s Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah’s Sunday morning fishin’ plans.

Noah brings home a bucket of KFC… to celebrate Herbs & Spices Day, not because he’s lazy and didn’t feel like cooking… pinky swear.

Noah’s not gonna tell Ursula he celebrated National Donut Day six times over yesterday.

Noah’s reaction to Ursula’s story is quite opposite to her intended result.

Noah is still reading Ursula’s story and he’s still not chastised by it as Ursula had hoped.

Ursula’s story about Noah stealing summer continues, still without achieving its goals.

Noah continues to miss the point of Ursula’s “How Daddy Stole Summer” story.

Ursula finds out just how busy she’s gonna be this summer.

You’d think by now she’d know that summer vacation is but an illusion in the Thorsen house.