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The Squat Rack Deception

March 13, 2024March 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Adam about a squat rack and Adam misunderstands why.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, father and son, fitness and exercise, great expectations, lazy, maximum efficiency, vanity

Robot Research

June 12, 2024October 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Why would Noah want to actually wash the windows when he can spend days researching robots to do it for him?

Noah’s all about conservation… whether that’s water conservation or his own energy remains to be seen.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags chores, in-laws, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos

Noah’s Laundry Blues

June 12, 2024October 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants to streamline the laundry procress.

Noah seeks to streamline the laundry drudgery, but Ruth won’t let him.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags chores, disappointment, husband and wife, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

Noah’s Secret Roomba

June 12, 2024October 11, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's efficiency knows no bounds, ditto his sneakiness.

Noah and Adam discuss how Noah gets all the vacuuming done while still having time to watch his soaps.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags chores, father and son, husband and wife, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

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