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Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 1

Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Noah’s trying to get the ball rolling on a weekly observance of “No Housework Day.”

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?

Noah has a mistaken idea of where doilies should come from.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.