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Ursula’s Business Hours

April 11, 2025November 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic? (Or lack of either.)

Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic?

(Or lack of either.)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, homework, lazy, stay at home dad

Ursula Against Child Labour

July 19, 2024June 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula turns activist to try to get out of doing her homework.

Ursula turns activist to try to get out of doing her homework.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, holidays, homework, stay at home dad

When Bono Met the Thorsens

January 26, 2024November 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Bono, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags fandom, homework, selfies, U2

Ursula Meets Cindy

January 26, 2024November 2, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Cindy Dupont, Denise Dupont, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags customs, friendship, homework, pen pals

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Ursula’s Priorities

February 7, 2024November 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Ursula if she's done her homework before drawing.

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, homework

Granny Thorsen vs. the Gator

February 7, 2024November 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula have a video chat with his mother in Florida and learn just how dangerous the Sunshine State can be.

Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, gators, grandmother, guilt trip, homework

Nickelback Baby

February 7, 2024November 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula learns a bit about how her brothers came to be and draws her own conclusions.

Duke might be the little brother but he has the bigger mouth.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, family history, homework, Kid sister, teasing, too much information

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula asks Noah about how he met Ruth.

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, Marilyn Manson, memories, playing make believe, tribute band
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