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Are You Pregnant Again?

April 12, 2025January 11, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah jumps to conclusions about Ruth's pickle cravings.

Noah jumps to conclusions about Ruth’s pickle cravings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, living dangerously, teasing

Can You Open This Jar?

April 12, 2025January 10, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth needs help with the pickle jar but it's gonna cost her.

Ruth needs help with the pickle jar but it’s gonna cost her.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, attention seeking, bratty, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, stay at home dad, teasing

Male Watching Day

April 12, 2025January 8, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth isn’t fulfilling her Male Watcher’s Day duties.

Ruth isn’t fulfilling her Male Watching Day duties.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags attention seeking, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife

Ursula the Nomad

April 11, 2025January 6, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seeks the life of a nomad.

Ursula seeks the life of a nomad.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, teasing

Let’s Move to Australia!

April 11, 2025January 4, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula has a clever scheme to extend her Christmas break.

Ursula has a clever scheme to extend her Christmas break.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

New Year’s 2025

April 11, 2025January 1, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, mother and daughter

Lego Build Day

April 11, 2025December 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula expects entertainment for Lego Build Day, but a looming deadline is going to force her to entertain herself.

Ursula expects entertainment for Lego Build Day, but a looming deadline is going to force her to entertain herself.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, lazy, Lego, stay at home dad

Quite the Wish List

April 11, 2025December 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, Christmas, great expectations, plotting and scheming, Santa, wish list

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, complaints, cover band, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lazy, lead singer, tribute band

Noah Hides in the Toilet Stall

April 11, 2025December 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Categories Noah ThorsenTags band life, cover band, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lead singer, tribute band
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