gardening - Noah's Archipelago

Noah’s Diary: January 27, 2026

January 27, 2026 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Frank scheme to get a greenhouse added to the backyard despite Agnes’ insistence that there will be no greenhouse ever.

Noah’s Diary: October 7, 2025

December 2, 2025October 7, 2025 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing with the Pear-pocalypse.

Playing Chicken

February 5, 2024February 8, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is giving Valerie her bottle and Frank comes up with a coffee cup and says, "Alright, Agnes went to the salon. What's the intel?" Noah smiles and says, "We can have up to 10 hens. Minimum coop size is 40 square feet, but I think we should make it at least 8x8." Frank smiles and replies, "Plenty of room next to the pool." Noah continues, "And the run should be at least 100 square feet. More is better." Frank says, "Like I said." Noah then says, "In theory we get 10 eggs a day for most of the year." Frank smiles and says, "Let's do it... next month when Agnes goes to Vegas with her sisters." Noah replies, "Roger that." Meanwhile Valerie yanks a lock of Noah's hair and pokes him in the throat. Noah says to Valerie, "Ow! Valerie, don't pull Daddy's hair." Frank then says, "Yeah, that's how I lost mine."

Noah and Frank are plotting to get free eggs… well, free after the cost of the coop, the run, the hens, the feed… Meanwhile, Valerie is practising her assassin moves for when she’s big enough to actually be dangerous.