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Ursula’s Teddy Bear Proof

April 9, 2025September 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula has a solid rationale for why time loops can’t be real.

Ursula has a solid rationale for why time loops can’t be real.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, daddy daughter, deja vu, disappointment, stay at home dad, teddy bears

The Universe Needs a New Hobby

April 9, 2025September 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah rants about the time loop issue to his son Duke, who has heard this all before.

Noah rants about the time loop issue to his son Duke, who has heard this all before.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, deja vu, father and son

Trying to Break the Time Loop

October 24, 2024September 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah still feels stuck in a déjà vu cycle and seeks to break out.

Noah still feels stuck in a déjà vu cycle and seeks to break out.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, costumes, deja vu, disappointment, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, stay at home dad

Noah’s Groundhog Day

October 15, 2024September 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah feels like this has all happened before.

Noah feels like this has all happened before.

(And he’s right, as this comic operates on sitcom rules where nothing ever changes and time does not progress…)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags back to school, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, deja vu, disappointment, stay at home dad

Smile And Wave For Granny

October 14, 2024August 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes advantage of Ursula's try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Noah takes advantage of Ursula’s try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, dance, grandmother, great expectations, shopping

Ballet Uniforms

October 14, 2024August 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.

Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, costumes, daddy daughter, dance, shopping

Granny Thorsen Doesn’t Give Up

October 14, 2024August 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, dance, disappointment, grandmother, lazy, shopping

Where Are We Really Going?

October 14, 2024August 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls his patented Red Robin burger bait and switch to trick Ursula into back to school shopping.

Noah pulls his patented Red Robin burger bait and switch to trick Ursula into back to school shopping.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, back to school, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, plotting and scheming, shopping

Do We Have To?

October 14, 2024August 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
When it comes to quilt show shopping, Ruth takes two prisoners.

When it comes to quilt show shopping, Ruth takes two prisoners.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, shopping

Truth in Costume Parties

October 14, 2024August 21, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah firmly believes there is truth in costume parties.

Noah firmly believes there is truth in costume parties.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, costumes, great expectations, husband and wife, playing make believe, questionable taste, teasing
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