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Can You Open This Jar?

April 12, 2025January 10, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth needs help with the pickle jar but it's gonna cost her.

Ruth needs help with the pickle jar but it’s gonna cost her.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, attention seeking, bratty, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, stay at home dad, teasing

Happy Bacon Day!

April 11, 2025December 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is looking forward to salad days for some insane reason.

Ruth is looking forward to salad days for some insane reason.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, holidays, husband and wife, mother and daughter, stay at home dad

The Most Wonderful Time

April 11, 2025December 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Miss Fardemar celebrates the second best day of the school year.

Miss Fardemar celebrates the second best day of the school year.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, Escape from School, holidays, teacher life

Bake Cookies Day

April 11, 2025December 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, lazy, stay at home dad

Noah’s Cookie Bonanza

April 11, 2025December 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags baking, bratty, Christmas, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, holidays, stay at home dad

Only 16 Hours?

April 11, 2025December 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, mother and daughter, playing make believe, slight exaggerations, tribute band, U2

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, complaints, cover band, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lazy, lead singer, tribute band

Bear Spray Is Bad Medicine

April 11, 2025November 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, complaints, husband and wife, stay at home dad, tribute band

Noah’s Shylock Soliloquy

April 10, 2025November 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

Agnes Testifies

April 10, 2025November 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, court, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, unfair
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