complaints - Noah's Archipelago

Can You Open This Jar?

Ruth needs help with the pickle jar but it’s gonna cost her.

Ruth is looking forward to salad days for some insane reason.

Miss Fardemar celebrates the second best day of the school year.

Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.