bratty - Noah's Archipelago

“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

A special cartoon from guest artist Ursula.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Noah is refusing to pay up and Inspector Ursula is pissed.

With the case of her mother’s secret solved, Inspector Ursula returns to her client Noah to receive payment… but said client doesn’t want to pay up.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Noah and Valerie are dressed up as frogs for Leap Day, but Ursula would rather be a T-Rex. Happy Leap Day!

Ursula doesn’t believe freedom from consequences, at least for Noah. Especially if it’s the consequences of not buying her stuff she wants.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

Ursula sure seems very optimistic about the market demands for her services… either that or she thinks Noah’s a mark.