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Morning Sickness Already?

April 12, 2025January 15, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah continues to poke at the mama bear.

Noah continues to poke at the mama bear.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, stay at home dad, teasing

Are You Pregnant Again?

April 12, 2025January 11, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah jumps to conclusions about Ruth's pickle cravings.

Noah jumps to conclusions about Ruth’s pickle cravings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, living dangerously, teasing

Festival of Sleep Day

April 11, 2025January 3, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Valerie celebrate “Festival of Sleep Day.”

Noah and Valerie celebrate “Festival of Sleep Day.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, naptime, stay at home dad, teasing

New Year’s 2025

April 11, 2025January 1, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, mother and daughter

Quite the Wish List

April 11, 2025December 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, Christmas, great expectations, plotting and scheming, Santa, wish list

Only 16 Hours?

April 11, 2025December 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, mother and daughter, playing make believe, slight exaggerations, tribute band, U2

Howie Takes a Bribe

April 11, 2025November 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie... for a fee.

Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie… for a fee.

Categories Noah's bandmates, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, chores, jealous, plotting and scheming, tribute band

Bear Spray Is Bad Medicine

April 11, 2025November 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, complaints, husband and wife, stay at home dad, tribute band

Ruth Gives Love A Bad Name

April 11, 2025November 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth wants to know if Noah’s fully prepared for his gig.

Ruth wants to know if Noah’s fully prepared for his gig.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, husband and wife, stay at home dad

Ursula’s Business Hours

April 11, 2025November 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic? (Or lack of either.)

Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic?

(Or lack of either.)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, homework, lazy, stay at home dad
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