awkward questions - Noah's Archipelago

Dishonesty vs. Dishonesty

Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…