arguments - Noah's Archipelago

Do We Have To?

When it comes to quilt show shopping, Ruth takes two prisoners.

Noah firmly believes there is truth in costume parties.

Noah considers himself a good fashion influence.

Noah is nothing if not predictable in his tastes.

Noah takes credit for Ruth’s purchases.

Noah and Ursula point fingers when Ruth comes home.

Noah and Ursula battle over whether to open Ruth’s parcel or not… and if they do, whose job it is.

Noah plays the UPS martyr.

Ruth is away at a conference but that doesn’t stop her from keeping tabs on her deliveries.

Or lack thereof.

Noah claims his attention-seeking ways are actually a public service.