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Lying or Creative Writing?

November 10, 2025June 20, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is mad about Ursula’s “creative writing.”

Ruth is mad about Ursula’s “creative writing.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, lying, mischief, mother and daughter, plotting and scheming, summer plans, teacher life

Playing Summer Chicken

November 10, 2025June 9, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula tries to discover her summer schedule.

Ursula tries to discover her summer schedule.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, backyard chickens, bratty, camps, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, summer plans

Dr. Joyce’s Brainwashing

November 10, 2025June 4, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula suspects Dr. Joyce is trying to brainwash her into flossing. Again.

Ursula suspects Dr. Joyce is trying to brainwash her into flossing. Again.

Categories Mr. T-Rex, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, dentist, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming

Mr. T-Rex Is Ready to Strike

November 10, 2025May 30, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula puts her dentist on notice.

Ursula puts her dentist on notice.

Categories Mr. T-Rex, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, dentist, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming, weaponry

Ursula’s Best Weapon

November 10, 2025May 28, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah allows Ursula to take only Mr. T-Rex into the dentist, but he forgot Mr. T-Rex is a trained attack dinosaur.

Noah allows Ursula to take only Mr. T-Rex into the dentist, but he forgot Mr. T-Rex is a trained attack dinosaur.

Categories Mr. T-Rex, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, dentist, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, weaponry

Noah’s Disarmament Attempt

November 10, 2025May 26, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula have a bug out bag tug-of-war.

Noah and Ursula have a bug out bag tug-of-war.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, dentist, mischief, stay at home dad, weaponry

The Dentist Survival Kit

November 10, 2025May 24, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to give up her backpack as it holds her dentist survival kit.

Ursula refuses to give up her backpack as it holds her dentist survival kit.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, dentist, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, weaponry

Habemus Papam

May 11, 2025May 8, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth blocks Noah’s papal coronation.

We have a new pope, but Ruth blocks Noah’s papal coronation.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, attention seeking, awkward questions, costumes, disappointment, husband and wife, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming

Blame Valerie

May 11, 2025May 5, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
It’s not Ursula’s week to pick baked goods.

Ursula wants chocolate cupcakes but it’s not her week to pick baked goods.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, great expectations, Kid sister, stay at home dad

You Should Have Just Agreed

April 20, 2025April 21, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah's newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can't agree who's to blame.

Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah’s newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can’t agree who’s to blame.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, disappointment, lazy, mother and daughter, roller skating
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