arguments - Noah's Archipelago

Noah’s Diary: December 16, 2025

Ruth and Granny Thorsen are at war over polar bears with Ursula as a proxy for her Granny and Noah is caught in the middle.

Noah complains about the ongoing dreary November weather and looks forward to the pretty Christmas lights.

Noah talks about Thanksgiving, muses on his mother-in-law Agnes’ terrible cooking, and recounts some of her social climbing schemes and machinations.

Noah schemes to get Ursula to take up an interest in music by any means necessary… even if it means harnessing his mom’s powers of the guilt trip.

Ursula and Lily have very different attitudes about the end of school.

Ruth is mad about Ursula’s “creative writing.”

Ursula tries to discover her summer schedule.

Ursula suspects Dr. Joyce is trying to brainwash her into flossing. Again.

Ursula puts her dentist on notice.

Noah allows Ursula to take only Mr. T-Rex into the dentist, but he forgot Mr. T-Rex is a trained attack dinosaur.