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Ursula Thorsen

Thanksgiving Costumes

April 9, 2025October 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula are all dressed up for Thanksgiving but Ruth's not impressed.

Noah and Ursula are all dressed up for Thanksgiving but Ruth’s not impressed.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, costumes, daddy daughter, holidays, husband and wife, mischief, mother and daughter, playing make believe, teasing, Thanksgiving

Isn’t This Fun?

April 9, 2025October 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
It would seem that Ursula failed yesterday’s impromptu math quiz.

It would seem that Ursula failed yesterday’s impromptu math quiz.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Halloween, halloween decor, stay at home dad

Prove It!

April 9, 2025October 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, lazy, math sucks, mischief, plotting and scheming, shopping, stay at home dad

Noah’s Spooky Sculpting Supplies

April 9, 2025October 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Against Ursula's complaints and protests, Noah gets down to DIY supply business.

Against Ursula’s complaints and protests, Noah gets down to DIY supply business.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, Halloween, halloween decor, stay at home dad

Noah’s DIY Compromise

April 9, 2025September 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants to take Halloween deco matters into his own hands.

Noah wants to take Halloween deco matters into his own hands.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, awkward questions, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Totally Educational

April 9, 2025September 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula claims an educational exemption for Noah’s “put it back.”

Ursula claims an educational exemption for Noah’s “put it back”… but Noah still ain’t buying it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Neat, Honey. Put It Back.

April 9, 2025September 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's math lesson for the day is that 40% off of “put it back” is still “put it back.”

Ursula’s math lesson for the day is that 40% off of “put it back” is still “put it back.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, Halloween, halloween decor, shopping, stay at home dad

Ursula’s Teddy Bear Proof

April 9, 2025September 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula has a solid rationale for why time loops can’t be real.

Ursula has a solid rationale for why time loops can’t be real.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, daddy daughter, deja vu, disappointment, stay at home dad, teddy bears

We Learned About That In School

April 9, 2025September 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah explains his time loop theory to Ursula, who isn't convinced.

Noah explains his time loop theory to Ursula, who isn’t convinced.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, deja vu, disappointment, reading list, stay at home dad

Not This Year

April 9, 2025September 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Quick sketch of Ursula trying to guilt Noah into spending hours trying to win her a teddy bear on the midway.

Quick sketch of Ursula trying to guilt Noah into spending hours trying to win her a teddy bear on the midway.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, fall fair, great expectations, guilt trip, lazy, midway games, plotting and scheming, teddy bears
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