Ruth Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Choices, Choices…

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Noah’s motto when it comes to hot sauce? “Too much ain’t enough.”

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.