I Can Make You Pregnant

Noah still hasn’t opened Ruth’s pickle jar.
Noah is nothing if not persistent.

 

Noah still hasn’t opened Ruth’s pickle jar.

Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Ruth returns with a pregnancy test and waves it in front of Noah, saying, “See? I told you: I’m not pregnant. I just like pickles.”

Noah sulks as he examines the test wand, musing, “Not pregnant, huh? That’s too bad.”

Then he brightens up and smiles, saying, “Well, don’t worry, dear: I can make you pregnant just as soon as Ursula goes to bed.”

Ruth rolls her eyes and groans.

Noah puts his hands on Ruth shoulders and grins, saying, “In fact, I’m an expert impregnator!”

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