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Year: 2024

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, complaints, cover band, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lazy, lead singer, tribute band

Noah Hides in the Toilet Stall

April 11, 2025December 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Categories Noah ThorsenTags band life, cover band, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lead singer, tribute band

Noah the Piece of Meat

April 11, 2025December 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, lead singer, tribute band

Howie Takes a Bribe

April 11, 2025November 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie... for a fee.

Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie… for a fee.

Categories Noah's bandmates, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, chores, jealous, plotting and scheming, tribute band

Bear Spray Is Bad Medicine

April 11, 2025November 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, complaints, husband and wife, stay at home dad, tribute band

Ruth Gives Love A Bad Name

April 11, 2025November 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth wants to know if Noah’s fully prepared for his gig.

Ruth wants to know if Noah’s fully prepared for his gig.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, husband and wife, stay at home dad

Ursula’s Business Hours

April 11, 2025November 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic? (Or lack of either.)

Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic?

(Or lack of either.)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, homework, lazy, stay at home dad

Grandpa Frank’s Ruling

April 11, 2025November 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Grandpa Frank delivers his verdict.

Grandpa Frank delivers his verdict.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, candy, court, disappointment, Halloween, in-laws, playing make believe, theft

The Verdict Is In

April 11, 2025November 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, candy, court, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft, unfair

Noah’s Shylock Soliloquy

April 10, 2025November 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad
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