How Daddy Stole Summer: Part 4

Noah is still reading Ursula's story and he's still not chastised by it as Ursula had hoped.
Soap operas… true crime… kinda the same target demo, isn’t it? Watching “tribulation” as my Polish grandmother used to call it.

 

Noah is still reading Ursula‘s story and he’s still not chastised by it as Ursula had hoped.

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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Ursula’s story continues: we see a stick-figure Noah on a hammock somehow managing to be both grinning and snoring at the same time. The caption reads: “But what about Daddy? Does he take his own advice? No, Daddy wont [sic] be working all summer—must be nice! Daddy wont [sic] be doing gymnastiks [sic] or learning to dance tap. Uh uh, he’ll be in the hammuk [sic] taking a nap.”

Next we see a grinning Noah in an armchair under a blue thermometer indicating it’s cool where he is, juxtaposed with a line of children hiking up a steep mountainside under a blazing sun and a red thermometer indicating it’s brutally hot where they are. The caption reads: “While children are hiking in the hot summer air, Daddy enjoys A/C in his big easy chair.”

In the next panel, Noah is grinning while sitting in the chair with his feet up and watching TV. A macaroni picture is in the background with a red crossed-out circle over it. The story continues: “He wont [sic] be making makaroni [sic] pictures, nope! Daddy will be sat down watching his soaps!”

Back in reality, Noah grins and pats a furious Ursula on the head, saying, “Daddy doesn’t watch soap operas, honey. Daddy watches true crime documentaries.”