February 18, 2023: Check the Land Rover

Noah is smiling and has his hands on and wary-looking Ruth. He tells her, "Aw, c'mon Ruth: no need to be jealous. You know I'm not going anywhere." Ruth replies, "Yeah, I guess." Noah continues: "And it it ever seems like I did, check your mom's Land Rover." Ruth says, "I'd think she'd be more likely to use Dad's boat for body disposal." Noah answers, "Yeah, but she'd have to stuff me in the back of the Land Rover to get me to the boat, so check there first."

 

Agnes would love to some days, but has yet to figure out an ironclad alibi to get rid of Noah. And we all know Ursula is an eager tattletale for the right amount of Lego.

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