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February 16, 2023: Denise’s B&B

March 20, 2023February 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is shaving at the bathroom sink while Ruth is in the shower. Talking about U2's upcoming Vegas residency this fall, Ruth says, "I just wish they'd announce the actual dates so we can get our tickets and book a hotel." Surprised, Noah says, "Hotel? We'll stay with Denise and Simon!" Ruth is irritated and snarls, "We are NOT staying with your ex-wife!" Noah turns to face the shower door and says, "Oh, c'mon, Ruth! They have a great B&B and we have an open invitation to stay for free." Ruth, still being petty, replies, "Pfft... and I suppose there's a mirror on the ceiling?" Noah rolls his eyes and says, "Not that I know of. Shall I tell Denise you have a special request?"

 

Ah, the arguments and jealousy continue between Ruth and Noah over that Vegas showgirl ex-wife.

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Ursula comes up to Noah and asks, "Can I stay home sick tomorrow? Valentine's sucks." Noah asks her, "Why?" and Ursula scowls and explains, "They force us to be nice and give out valentines to everybody, even if we hate them." Noah smiles and tells her, "Well, they don't want anyone to feel left out." Unimpressed, Ursula crosses her arms and snarls, "It's a stupid, shallow gesture that cheapens the very meaning of what it's supposed to champion!" Noah is irritated at Ursula's lack of Valentine's spirit and retorts, "Aren't you just quoting your big brother Adam justifying buying himself a new dirt bike instead of buying Stacey a ring?" Ursula, hands on hips, snaps back, "What is your point?"February 13, 2023: Valentine’s Day Noah’s Diary: January 27, 2026 Ruth is looking forward to salad days for some insane reason.Happy Bacon Day! Ruth and Noah are out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Ruth smiles and asks Noah, "Aren't you excited about U2's Vegas shows this fall?" Noah, despite singing in a U2 tribute band, is clearly not excited. He looks off to the side and says, "Um... I got myself in trouble in Vegas." Ruth assumes he means gambling and assures him, "We won't be going to the casinos." Noah explains, "It's not gambling. I got drunk and married a showgirl I'd just met." As he says this, we see a flashback of a very drunk Noah saying "I do" in front of an Elvis impersonator officiating his holy matrimony to a tall showgirl in her elaborate feathered headdress and bikini, fresh off the stage. Ruth growls, reminded of the ex-wife she's most jealous of, and snarls, "Well, promise me you won't get drunk and do that again." Noah then raises an eyebrow and demands, "Promise me YOU won't get drunk and marry a Bono impersonator." Ruth waves her hand dismissively and replies, "Well, I'm already married to you, so... been there, done that."February 14, 2023: The Vegas Fight
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