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December 13, 2022: Rowing to “England”

December 19, 2022December 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah introduces Ursula to her first task as a Viking: rowing. She sits sideways on the seat of his fancy new rowing machine, scowling with her arms crossed as he explains: "Alright young Viking apprentice, before you can raid, you gotta row." Ursula asks, "Ugh... how long do I have to row? 5 minutes?" Noah smiles and tells her, "Denmark to England is 360 miles." Furious, Ursula snarls, "What?!? I'm telling Granny Thorsen!" Without missing a beat, Noah tells Ursula, "Sure thing! Denmark to Florida is 5100 miles."

 

Hmm… suddenly Ursula doesn’t seem so eager to get to “England” to raid.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen
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