plotting and scheming - Noah's Archipelago

How Daddy Stole Summer: Part 3

July 19, 2024May 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula’s story about Noah stealing summer continues, still without achieving its goals.

How Daddy Stole Summer: Part 2

July 19, 2024May 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is enjoying being the villain in Ursula's little story.

Noah continues to miss the point of Ursula’s “How Daddy Stole Summer” story.

How Many Art Camps?

July 19, 2024May 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula finds out just how busy she’s gonna be this summer.

You’d think by now she’d know that summer vacation is but an illusion in the Thorsen house.

Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 2

June 12, 2024May 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula keeps dreaming about her plans for a lazy summer… but Noah has made other plans for her.

Price vs. Value

April 19, 2024April 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips… that she isn’t listening to.

You’re Still Whining About That?

April 19, 2024April 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Noah’s Summer Plans… for Ursula

June 12, 2024May 26, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Playing Chicken

February 5, 2024February 8, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is giving Valerie her bottle and Frank comes up with a coffee cup and says, "Alright, Agnes went to the salon. What's the intel?" Noah smiles and says, "We can have up to 10 hens. Minimum coop size is 40 square feet, but I think we should make it at least 8x8." Frank smiles and replies, "Plenty of room next to the pool." Noah continues, "And the run should be at least 100 square feet. More is better." Frank says, "Like I said." Noah then says, "In theory we get 10 eggs a day for most of the year." Frank smiles and says, "Let's do it... next month when Agnes goes to Vegas with her sisters." Noah replies, "Roger that." Meanwhile Valerie yanks a lock of Noah's hair and pokes him in the throat. Noah says to Valerie, "Ow! Valerie, don't pull Daddy's hair." Frank then says, "Yeah, that's how I lost mine."

Noah and Frank are plotting to get free eggs… well, free after the cost of the coop, the run, the hens, the feed… Meanwhile, Valerie is practising her assassin moves for when she’s big enough to actually be dangerous.

No Deal

February 7, 2024November 18, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah tells Ursula that she'll be being babysat. They also talk about spitball lessons, but can't agree on the profit spitting.

Ursula still hasn’t learned that half of something is better than all of nothing.