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Noah’s Shylock Soliloquy

April 10, 2025November 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

Agnes Testifies

April 10, 2025November 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, court, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, unfair

The Dad Tax Is Theft

April 10, 2025November 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.

Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, court, cover band, disappointment, plotting and scheming

I Said What I Said

April 10, 2025November 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah questions the impartiality of Ursula’s chosen judge for his show trial… er, totally fair and transparent court proceedings.

Noah questions the impartiality of Ursula’s chosen judge for his show trial… er, totally fair and transparent court proceedings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

Noah Appeals to a Higher Authority

April 11, 2025November 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags candy, court, great expectations, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft

Noah’s Court Summons

April 10, 2025November 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah receives a trial summons in Ursula’s handwriting for the grave crime of having eaten her Halloween peanut butter cups.

Noah receives a trial summons in Ursula’s handwriting for the grave crime of having eaten her Halloween peanut butter cups.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, plotting and scheming, theft

Maybe You’re Just Lazy

April 10, 2025October 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula, having struck out with Duke, tries the same Halloween pitch on her other brother Adam.

Ursula, having struck out with Duke, tries the same Halloween pitch on her other brother Adam.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, big brother, bratty, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, Kid sister, lazy, plotting and scheming

Do Your Own Trick Or Treating

April 10, 2025October 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula has a business proposal for her big brother Duke.

Ursula has a business proposal for her big brother Duke.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, big brother, bratty, Halloween, Kid sister, lazy, plotting and scheming

Prove It!

April 9, 2025October 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, lazy, math sucks, mischief, plotting and scheming, shopping, stay at home dad

Not This Year

April 9, 2025September 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Quick sketch of Ursula trying to guilt Noah into spending hours trying to win her a teddy bear on the midway.

Quick sketch of Ursula trying to guilt Noah into spending hours trying to win her a teddy bear on the midway.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, fall fair, great expectations, guilt trip, lazy, midway games, plotting and scheming, teddy bears
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