plotting and scheming - Noah's Archipelago

I Can Make You Pregnant

Noah still hasn’t opened Ruth’s pickle jar.

Ursula seeks the life of a nomad.

Ursula has a clever scheme to extend her Christmas break.

Ruth accidentally triggers Noah and Ursula’s inner pyros.

Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie… for a fee.

Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.