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Ready to Skip Math Class

November 10, 2025May 21, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah picks Ursula up from school and asks her if she's ready to go to the dentist.

Noah picks Ursula up from school and asks her if she’s ready to go to the dentist.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, dentist, disappointment, Escape from School, math sucks, stay at home dad

Prove It!

April 9, 2025October 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Noah tries—and fails—to make Ursula do math in order to get her way.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, halloween decor, lazy, math sucks, mischief, plotting and scheming, shopping, stay at home dad

Ursula Hates Fractions

June 12, 2024September 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, homework, math sucks, missing the point, stay at home dad

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