complaints - Noah's Archipelago

Bake Cookies Day

Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah questions the impartiality of Ursula’s chosen judge for his show trial… er, totally fair and transparent court proceedings.

Noah receives a trial summons in Ursula’s handwriting for the grave crime of having eaten her Halloween peanut butter cups.

A nervous Noah tries to derail Inspector Ursula’s Case of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.