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The Most Wonderful Time

April 11, 2025December 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Miss Fardemar celebrates the second best day of the school year.

Miss Fardemar celebrates the second best day of the school year.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, Escape from School, holidays, teacher life

Bake Cookies Day

April 11, 2025December 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Noah wants Ursula to participate in Bake Cookies Day, but she’s only interested in Eat Cookies Bay.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, lazy, stay at home dad

Noah’s Cookie Bonanza

April 11, 2025December 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Ursula isn’t satisfied with Noah’s cookie selection.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags baking, bratty, Christmas, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, holidays, stay at home dad

Quite the Wish List

April 11, 2025December 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, Christmas, great expectations, plotting and scheming, Santa, wish list

Only 16 Hours?

April 11, 2025December 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, mother and daughter, playing make believe, slight exaggerations, tribute band, U2

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, complaints, cover band, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lazy, lead singer, tribute band

Noah the Piece of Meat

April 11, 2025December 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, lead singer, tribute band

Ursula’s Business Hours

April 11, 2025November 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic? (Or lack of either.)

Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic?

(Or lack of either.)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, homework, lazy, stay at home dad

The Verdict Is In

April 11, 2025November 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, candy, court, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft, unfair

Noah’s Shylock Soliloquy

April 10, 2025November 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad
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