Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.
Pyra Draculea
Granny Thorsen vs. the Gator
Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.
“Tragic Canoe Accident”
Kaboom! Kaboom!
“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”
The Dad Tax
Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.
