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January 7, 2023: Comparing Notes

January 12, 2023January 7, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Adam and his girlfriend Stacey are sitting on mismatched throne chairs in their living room, each looking exhausted and sitting with their feet up on an ottoman and drinking a beer. Stacey asks Adam, "How's your mom?" Adam replies, "Guilt-trippy and baby crazy." Stacey says, "Same old same old, then. And your dad?" "Telling me how many kids and ex-wives he had at my age. What's your mom been up to?" Stacey tells him "Plastering the walls of the shop with pics of wedding dresses." "As one does on a Saturday afternoon," Adam answers.

 

Nice to see that Stacey and Adam‘s moms have something in common.

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