Ursula the Negotiator

Noah fails to show up for comic duty but Ursula has a business proposition for the Cartoonist.
No one will take you seriously if you can’t spell your demands correctly, kiddo.

 

Noah is butthurt over not being the sole focus of the Cartoonist’s creative output and Ursula senses an opportunity to profit.

Bold of her to assume the Cartoonist has a million bucks to give to her.

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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

We have a note written for the Cartoonist from Ursula. It reads:

Dear cartoonist,

Daddy’s mad at you cause he saw your instagram
you draw too many rats instead of him.

so he’s not speaking to you today. This sucks for you since you wont [sic] have a cartoon today.

The good news is I have a proposal: Pay me to negoseeate [sic] with Daddy for you. I have a prooven [sic] track record of getting Daddy to do what I want.

Just pay me the low introductree [sic] pryce [sic] of 1 miLyun [sic] dollars plus 10 big bags of Twizlers [sic] plus 37 reeses peanut butter cups.

Ursula Thorsen.