Ursula‘s story about Noah stealing summer continues, still without achieving its goals.
The fact-checking will continue until accuracy and morale improve.
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Comic description
In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:
Ursula’s illustrated story, How Daddy Stole Summer, continues. We see a drawing of a frowning Ursula pointing at Noah, arms crossed and smiling. The caption reads: “And when he was cawt [sic], what did he say? ‘Its [sic] for your own good to toil all day.'”
Next, Noah is drawn grinning and waving his arms. The story continues: “‘You’ll see when you’re older: it was all for the best!’ Daddy claims its [sic] a good thing to get no rest!”
The next panel shows a giant Noah head grinning over two frowning Ursulas, one making a clay vase and the other holding a drawing (or it could be a macaroni picture). The caption continues: “‘Slaveing [sic] all day making crafts builds your character fast! You’ll learn skills and lessons that last and last!'”
We then get back to reality where Noah is laughing and holding Ursula’s story. He thinks, “Melodramatic much?” but says, “That’s right, honey. You’ll see.”
Ursula growls and grits her teeth as the veins in her neck pop out.
