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January 21, 2023: The Aftermath

January 28, 2023January 21, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is trying to sneak into the house in the wee hours of Saturday night/Sunday morning after having substituted for his buddy Dave in his old Marilyn Manson tribute band. He is dressed as circa 2001 Marilyn Manson, in knee-high black platform boots, layers of torn pantyhose, black leather straps/garters around his thighs, a black Speedo, a black corset, and black elbow-length gloves with his hair slicked back. Unfortunately for Noah, Ruth is already home from her girls' night out and she is waiting for him on the stairs, in her bathrobe and bunny slippers and a bad mood. She growls. Noah has his hands up, defensively, and says, "Ruth! You're home early..." A furious Ruth demands to know, "Why are you dressed like Marilyn Manson?" Rather than answering her, Noah aims to distract her: "Heh heh... You look really pretty tonight, honey..." (It's not gonna work, we see a little box pointing at the sofa in the background and the box is labelled "where Noah will be sleeping this week"

 

Noah gets busted trying to sneak in the house post-gig.

Hell hath no fury like Ruth when she catches Noah playing Marilyn Manson.

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