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January 9, 2023: The Hazards of Sneezes

January 12, 2023January 9, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Adam and Duke are sitting on the couch playing video games and Ursula comes up and pokes Duke in the arm, saying, "Psst... Girls get pregnant when a boy sneezes on them, right?" Adam laughs and says "Who told you that?" Ursula replies, "Jenny says her mom's pregnant because her dad sneezed." Adam grins and asks, "Jenny's flunking science, isn't she?" Ursula says "Yeah..." then, confused, adds, "Wait, how'd you know that?" Adam replies, "Magic." Ursula then tells her brothers, "Anyway there's this runny-nosed kid Tommy who's always sneezing and—" Duke cuts her off and tells her, "You can't get pregnant from sneezes." Adam pipes up with, "Cooties, however..."

 

Ursula goes to Adam and Duke with the latest schoolyard scoop.

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