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Who’s the Cake Thief?

April 13, 2025March 1, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah sets out to catch a cake thief.

Noah sets out to catch a cake thief.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, theft

Grandpa Frank’s Ruling

April 11, 2025November 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Grandpa Frank delivers his verdict.

Grandpa Frank delivers his verdict.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, candy, court, disappointment, Halloween, in-laws, playing make believe, theft

The Verdict Is In

April 11, 2025November 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, candy, court, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft, unfair

Noah Appeals to a Higher Authority

April 11, 2025November 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags candy, court, great expectations, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft

Noah’s Court Summons

April 10, 2025November 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah receives a trial summons in Ursula’s handwriting for the grave crime of having eaten her Halloween peanut butter cups.

Noah receives a trial summons in Ursula’s handwriting for the grave crime of having eaten her Halloween peanut butter cups.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, court, daddy daughter, plotting and scheming, theft

The Investigation Continues

April 10, 2025November 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
A nervous Noah tries to derail Inspector Ursula’s Case of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

A nervous Noah tries to derail Inspector Ursula’s Case of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, candy, complaints, daddy daughter, mischief, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad, theft

Ursula Discovers She’s Been Robbed

April 10, 2025November 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula knows perfectly well what happened to her peanut butter cups.

Ursula knows perfectly well what happened to her peanut butter cups.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, candy, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, Halloween, mischief, stay at home dad, theft

The Dad Tax

February 7, 2024November 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula comes to Noah looking for candy, only to find Noah's been eating her Halloween haul.

Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, stay at home dad, taxation, theft, unfair

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