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Ruth’s family

October 5, 2022

October 24, 2022October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Categories Single page comicsTags Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth's family, Ursula Thorsen

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 3

October 29, 2022August 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and Noah are sitting on the edge of the pool. Ruth's granny comes up, taps Noah on the shoulder, and says to Ruth, "Ruth, dear, where did you buy this gigolo?" Ruth replies, "Granny, Noah's not a gigolo, he's my husband. Don't you remember the wedding?" Granny says, "No." Ruth explains, "You flashed the bertender your mastectomy scar and patted the pastor on the butt. Remember?" Granny, now pissed, snaps, "Don't you sass back at me, missy! Now, I'm in charge of buying Gertrude a gigolo for her hundredth birthday bash at the home." Ruth yells "Granny!" Granny continues, "I'll pay five dollars." Ruth yells "NO!" Unfazed, Granny pinches Noah's cheek and continues, "Seven if he dresses like a rodeo clown." Agnes chimes in with "Now Ruth, it's a solid job offer..."

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.

Categories Single page comicsTags Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ruth's family

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 2

October 29, 2022August 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and her mom, Agnes, sit at a patio set close to the poolside as Ursula sits on the edge of the pool and kicks water into Noah's face. Agnes says to Ruth, "Still no job, huh?" Ruth replies, "Noah's a stay-at-home dad, Mom?" Agnes scowls and repeats, "Still no job, huh?" Ruth replies, "Mom, you know money's no problem for us. Besides, Noah sings in 2 bands and helps charities with fundraising." Still unappeased, Agnes again repeats, "Still no job, huh?" Ruth yells "Mom!" Agnes continues, "Sweetie, remember that nice boy Chad with the MBA?" Scowling, Ruth retorts, "I remember Chad getting drunk and tattooing some other chick's name on his chest." Unfazed, Agnes says, "That's nice, dear. His mother tells me he's getting divorced soon. Make yourself available.". Ruth's mom laments Noah's lack of a job and urges Ruth to "make herself available" for a cheating ex-boyfriend who is soon getting divorced.

Well, at least Agnes is optimistic, I guess…

Categories Single page comicsTags Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ruth's family

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 1

October 26, 2022August 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and her dad Frank Burgoyne are talking poolside while Noah plays in the pool with Ursula. Ruth's dad says to Ruth "Pumpkin, when are you gonna divorce the fuckboy?" Offended, Ruth retorts "Daddy! he's the father of my children!" Unfazed, Frank replies "Yes, and now that you have them, you can dispose of the sperm donor." Ruth snaps back "No! I don't believe in divorce!" Frankgrins and continues "Well, then how about we toss him overboard in the Pacific en route to Hawaii?" Ruth scowls "Daddy! No!!!!" Frank still doesn't take the hint and says "OK, but what if I double your trust fund?"

Noah had better stay a landlubber.

Categories Single page comicsTags Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ruth's family

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