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September 10, 2022: Horny King and Peasant Wench

October 29, 2022September 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

It's a Saturday night and Noah and his wife Ruth are getting ready for bed. Noah leans against a tall chest of drawers, with a cheap plastic crown on his head and a red Ikea blanked edged in faux-ermine wrapped around his shoulders. His belt and fly are open. Ruth is in a purple chemise nightie, brushing her hair. Noah grins wide and says to her, "Hey Ruth, I was thinking... for tonight's role-playing, instead of 'Irish rock star and slutty investment advisor,' how 'bout we play 'horny king and peasant wench who owes taxes'?" Ruth is rolling her eyes and thinks to herself "Not like you can do a convincing Irish accent anyway..." but she simply says, "well, I am the one who pays all the taxes anyway..." Noah, without missing a beat, replies "Exactly! Now, render unto Caesar..."

 

Noah loves any opportunity to dress up that doesn’t require him to button a shirt.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen
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